Continued from here!
Me: Bathroom is upstairs?
Grace: Second floor, yeah.
Me: Aight Imma go up there.
When I come back down the stairs, I hear Grace speaking.
Grace, on phone: Yeah, thanks for locking me in your house with a strange man.
Me, internally: Yeah that’s basically what this is
Grace, on phone: He’s coming back. Wanna talk to him?
Grace, to me: Here she is.
Me, doing Christian Bale’s Batman voice: I CAME HERE TO INSTALL AIR CONDITIONERS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM
Me, still being ridiculous: AND I’M ALL OUT OF GUM
Lexi: Sorry, I got held up.
Me: It’s cool, dawg. I just hope Grace didn’t accidentally fall in love with me or anything
Grace snickers.
Lexi: Yeah… about that…
Me: What’s so funny
Lexi: Random men keep falling in love with her. If you start feeling feelings, I need you to know it’s not your fault!
Me: Well, it’s fine if I do. Jilly and I are open, so
Grace: My husband less so.
Grace: Well
Grace: He doesn’t care if YOU sleep around.
Me: That hurts my feelings. He should care! I’m gosh darn lovely!