Patron and Infant: Hey! We just came up from the Children’s Department
Me, making googly eyes and weird faces at the baby: uh-huh, sure
Patron: And they can’t find our hold
Me: WHO’S A GOOD BABY
Patron: and they think it’s up here
Me: it’s yOU. YOU ARE A GOOD BABY
Patron: can you help?
Me: sorry what?