The Bills

Coworker: Don’t you just love paying the bills?

Me: I just spend nearly an entire paycheck on my new bathroom floor.

Coworker: You know what you need to do?

Me: Yes actually, I-

Coworker: Find someone with real real good car insurance and get ‘em to hit you.

Me: I… thought you were going to tell me to marry a millionaire.

Coworker: Who has time for that

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