Coworker: Yo Matt whatchu doin?
Coworker: Are you, like, writing down library stories?
Me: You know that I do that.
Coworker: I do not!
Me: I’ve definitely told you before.
Coworker: You have not!
Me: well here, take a look
Coworker reads Be Nice To the New Patron
Coworker: Yoooo this is pretty good
Me: Thanks!
Coworker: I got some stories too