After going to an event together, Jilly and I went to celebrate the fact that I got the lowest score in the place at the Franklin Fountain.
I get a treat that includes a cherry. After eating the cherry, I affectionately, lovingly run it down her spine.
Jilly, flailing like a scared goose: AHH OH GOD ITS A BUG GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
Me: This could have gone better.
Jilly: this is how i die GET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF