Me: Agh
Me: Fuck off, fly.
Coworker: We have awakened the beast. Other Coworker! Come kill this fly.
Me: It’s okay, I can get it.
Coworker: No, Matt. You need to see this.
Other Coworker: All right, all right. Where is it?
Me: I, uh
Me: I have eyes on target?
Other Coworker, grumbling: Hang on, hang on. I’m coming. Don’t scare the thing off.
Other Coworker, holding a rubber band: Just hold still. You’re watching so I might miss.
Me: What the hell does that mea-
Other Coworker flicks the rubber band at the fly sitting on my computer tower. The fly vanishes.
Me: What the fresh fuck just happened
Other Coworker: Aaaaaaayep. That’s a dead fly, my friend.
Other Coworker: Works every time. Good luck finding the body, though.
Other Coworker: My methods are effective, but messy.