SATURDAY, JULY 21ST
Andrew: well the Force can be explained with science
Me: no it can’t!
Andrew: that’s not what I meant, I meant, like, they explain it.
Dad: leave him alone, it’s the mitochondria
Me: dad that’s the powerhouse of the cell. You mean midichlorians
Dad: mitochondria, melatonin, Clorox bleach whatever it’s the Force shut up