The Gig

Acquaintance: Hey Matt! Would you mind checking out my YouTube channel?

Me: Sure, but you have to take a look at my website.

Acquaintance: Deal!

Acquaintance: Whoa, this is pretty funny.

Me: Thanks!

Acquaintance: I actually could use some help with my videos. Are you, like, a professional comedy writer?

Me: Weeellllllllllll, in a manner of speaking… it’s really more li-

Me: Uhh

Me: Yes. Yes I am.

Anyway, I have a gig now. Thanks, internet!

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