Acquaintance: Hey Matt! Would you mind checking out my YouTube channel?
Me: Sure, but you have to take a look at my website.
Acquaintance: Deal!
Acquaintance: Whoa, this is pretty funny.
Me: Thanks!
Acquaintance: I actually could use some help with my videos. Are you, like, a professional comedy writer?
Me: Weeellllllllllll, in a manner of speaking… it’s really more li-
Me: Uhh
Me: Yes. Yes I am.
Anyway, I have a gig now. Thanks, internet!