The Hot Pocket

Me: I have hot pockets

Jilly: OHMIGOD WHAT KIND

Me: Pepperoni pizza.

Jilly: …

Jilly: eh

Me: You don’t like pepperoni pizza?

Jilly: Just… I don’t mind. Regular hot pockets are better.

Me: Well I have a strong relationship with the pepperoni pizza kind and if we’re all going to be spending time together long-term you will need to come to terms with that.

Jilly: UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH POLY IS SO HARD

Comments!