The Older Lady

Me: How’s it going today?

Older Lady: Not bad, not bad.

Older Lady: Which, when you’re my age, is actually really good. You wake up every day thinking, “Oh, what’s going to hurt me this time”

Me: Hah! I already live like that

Older Lady: You’re too young for that!

Me: I’ve had chronic pain since I was in the single digits.

Older Lady: Oh shit.

Older Lady: I probably shouldn’t say ‘shit’.

Me: I don’t fuckin care. Anyway yeah that’s what my physical therapist said, too. But hey! At least I look good.

Older Lady, winking: You really do.

Me:

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