Lexi and I just came out of the movie theater.
Me: So, while we were watching the movie, Trump addressed the nation.
Lexi: Oh, God. How bad is it?
Me, pulling out my phone: Let’s find out.
Me: Blah blah blah, Mexico will pay for the wall, blah blah blah, illegals are bad, blah blah, a lie about drug deaths in the US, blah, women are assaulted but he makes it look like its the immigrants and not what they’re fleeing from… border wall would stop heroin
Lexi: No it wouldn’t.
Me: Who is fooled by this? Most of this is half-truths manipulated to make it look like immigrants are all rapists, but no matter what your political affiliation is, a lie is a lie. The President is lying to accomplish a political goal. This should be a crisis.
Lexi: It is a crisis!
Me: Let’s see… and then he ends the speech with a series of anecdotes about immigrants being rapists or whatever. Wow.
Lexi: [Yelling about the situation]
Me: [Also yelling about the situation]
Both of us: [Filling up her car with lots of yelling]
Lexi: I THINK WE ARE IN VIOLENT AGREEMENT
Me: I FUCKING AGREE