Patron: Did you hear about the southern border? With the immigrants?
Me: No?
Patron: It turns out, if enough people try to cross at once, they can push the wall down, and it’ll become a bridge to cross the river!
Me: …
Me: There is no wall, just a fence in certain, non-rivered areas.
Patron: Yeah, but-
Me: Also, the last time a large number of people tried to cross legally, they were tear gassed, so.
Patron: I just like the idea that the wall becomes a bridge.
Me: That structure would definitely collapse.