Me: Hey! How’s it going?
Patron, sternly: Yep. That’s right. My name is “hey”.
Me, fearing the worst: Haha, what can I do for you today?
Patron, smiling: I just need to know how I can get a PIN number for my library card.
Me, internally: Oh thank god I thought they were gonna yell at me. This job makes me need therapy.