Me: Verily!
Coworker: Oh god, not this again
Me, handing Coworker some books: T’would’st’eth be-est an honor if thou would process thine books for me.
Coworker: Thine? That would make them my books.
Me: I was really hoping you would not pick up on that.
Coworker: Well, I did.
Me: I suppose this is what I get for making jokes around smart people.
Coworker: Yes. Please stop.
Just make your jokes on the internet, no smart people here. I checked.