Supervisor: Matt. There’s this guy.
Me: Uh huh.
Supervisor: You know what one patron, the short person who is always in the DVD section?
Me: Yes.
Me: Wait. No.
Supervisor: Well, someone saw them passing DVDs to this other patron. He’s a… well, he’s… He’s this tall black dude who looks… well…
Supervisor: He looks like a Michael Jackson zombie.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Supervisor: Quit laughing, I’m serious! He’s got, like, the hair… anyway. The short patron passes DVDs to… the zombie… and then Zombie checks them out. I want Zombie’s card number. Why are they bein’ so weird and sneaky?
Me: Probably because they’re undead.
Supervisor: STOP