Jilly: How’s your friend?
Me: Oh, he’s good. I think. At least he can use the bathroom on his own and isn’t stuck using a chamber pot.
Jilly: A chamber pot? Where are you from, 1872?
Me: There’s a technical term for the hospital kind, I forget what it is.
Jilly: It’s a bedpan.
Me: No, no, there’s like, a special science-sounding word for it.
Jilly: It’s bedpan.
Me: Here, let me google it. Let’s see… synonyms are… chamberpot… pisspot… jordan? Why jordan? What did Jordan do? And, uh…
Me, clearing my throat: Thunder mug.
Jilly: THUNDER MUG?!
Me: Thunder mug.
Jilly: Who comes up with this stuff?
