Me: Hey, how’s it going?
Patron who is talking to my Coworker: Oh I’m good, than…
Patron looks over their shoulder to see I was actually talking to the Patron in line behind them.
Patron: ohhh…
Me: You ever see that first Spider-Man with Tobey Maguire? It was just like that one scene in the high school with a bunch of 30-year-olds pretending to have acne!
Patron: I am in high school.
Me:
Me:
Me: oops