SATURDAY JULY 21ST
So there’s this odd design of toilet paper dispensers that, rather than simply rolling out, you pull it. This actually works pretty well… most of the time.
I’m in the stall, and the toilet paper is barely exposed, stuck in the plastic hole as pictured below. With some time and careful precision, I pull it out to expose the next piece of paper. I do this not for me, citizen, as the other dispenser was working fine. I do it for the public. I do it for you.
You’re welcome, society.
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