Me: Excuse me.
Librarian:
Me: Hello
Librarian:
Me: Ahem
Librarian:
Me: You are standing where I need to be
Librarian:
Me: YO.
Librarian: Ah!
Librarian: Sorry. I was just looking over at that patron holding a sledgehammer.
Sure enough, on the other side of the room there’s a patron browsing the shelves and a giant sledgehammer resting on the floor next to them.
Me: …huh.
Librarian: Why would you bring a sledgehammer to the library?
Me: Never know when you’re gonna need to sledge, I guess.
3 security guards approach the Patron.
Security Guard: Excuse me, we have a policy here about bringing in tools…
Security Guard 2: We’re going to need you to leave.
Me: That’s probably for the best.
Librarian: I wouldn’t wanna piss that person off.