Train Crash (River Bank Part 3)

By the river bank!

Me: how’s everybody doing tonight?

Passerby: really great! It’s a beautiful day, everyone’s smiling, I got to see the train derailment over there

Me: the WHAT

Passerby: oh, you didn’t know? The reason this train is stopped is that is derailed. In a major city!! How exciting

Me: god dammit I love my life

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