The doorbell rings.
Kiddos: TRICK OR TREAT!
Me: yo wassup Optimus Prime? Love it. Here’s some candy
Kiddos grab ALL THE CANDY
Me: Jesus Christ guys take it easy you’re not the only ones on the block
Adult, holding a liquor bottle in a paper bag: yo what you got for adults?
Me, not amused: m&ms.
Adult: yo I don’t want no m&ms I want a job
Me: I don’t carry jobs on my back pocket. I have candy. Don’t make this about you.
Adult: come on they all know it’d be better if I got full time pay out of the deal haha amirite?
Young Kid: no it wouldn’t
Me: HAH! See?
Adult: Man, you see the shit I have to put up with.
Me: No, but I see the shit THEY have to put up with.
Kiddos: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH