Me: So. The Trocadero is closing.
Jilly: Took them long enough.
Me: Wait what? Everyone I know is super sad!
Jilly: Why? Sad about losing the thing that we all love to hate?
Me: …I enjoyed the time I spent there.
Jilly: What about that time you got shoved up on stage against your will and they made you sing a song you didn’t know the words to?
Me: Oh yeah that was a pretty bad day
Jilly: Everyone hates the Troc.
Me: Have you seen any shows there?
Jilly: …I don’t see how that’s relevant.