Patron and I have been talking about music for a couple minutes now.
Patron: …You should bring your trumpet in!
Me: I actually thought about donating it to the Music Department since they’re loaning instruments now.
Patron: No no, you should bring your trumpet in and play it here!
Me: Here? In the library?
Patron: Yeah
Me: In the big, stone building.
Patron: Yeah!
Me: Where everything reverberates and you can hear everything from every room in every room.
Patron: Yeah!!
Me: No thanks. My colleagues actually tell me they can hear me upstairs half the time, and that’s my normal speaking voice.
Patron: In the library?? Hah! What ever would your mother say?
Me: Probably something about how I’ve always been like this.