Little Old Lady: You guys are closed Monday, right?
Me: That’s correct.
Little Old Lady: Ohhhh, I bet you’ll love having the day off.
Me: It’s a sweat pants day for me, that’s for sure.
Little Old Lady: That sounds lovely. Oh! And happy Valentine’s Day.
Me, winking: Right back atcha, Valentine.
Little Old Lady: Oh
Little Old Lady: Oh-oh
Little Old Lady: oh my
Little Old Lady: 😍