I’m at Dollar General looking for a big plastic tub for long-term storage.
Me: Excuse me! I see you have these big tubs here, but this size doesn’t have any lids.
Employee: That shouldn’t be right. Usually people take the tubs without the lids so we have extra.
Employee: Here they are. Up on the top rack. Let me grab some for you.
Employee gets on their tippy-toes, grabbing at the racks to get the lids at the top.
Me, several inches taller than Employee: Y’know, I could probably reach-
Aaaaaand just then all of the lids fall straight down onto the floor and onto the ground.
Employee: Shit
On the bottom shelf was a row of vases.
They all fell over perfectly, and not one of them broke.
Employee: Awww man. I couldn’t have done this better if I tried!
This Dollar General is my favorite.