Vases

I’m at Dollar General looking for a big plastic tub for long-term storage.

Me: Excuse me! I see you have these big tubs here, but this size doesn’t have any lids.

Employee: That shouldn’t be right. Usually people take the tubs without the lids so we have extra.

Employee: Here they are. Up on the top rack. Let me grab some for you.

Employee gets on their tippy-toes, grabbing at the racks to get the lids at the top.

Me, several inches taller than Employee: Y’know, I could probably reach-

Aaaaaand just then all of the lids fall straight down onto the floor and onto the ground.

Employee: Shit

On the bottom shelf was a row of vases.

They all fell over perfectly, and not one of them broke.

Employee: Awww man. I couldn’t have done this better if I tried!

This Dollar General is my favorite.

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