I’m at a store while someone is filling the vending machine.
Me: Ooooh
Me: So, last time I talked to a vending machine refiller-type-person, they told me they’re allowed to eat as many snacks as they like.
Vending Machine Refiller-Type-Person: Pretty much, yeah
Me: What’s your favorite?
Vending Machine Refiller-Type-Person: Honestly? I’ll eat, like, the pretzels sometimes but for the most part I stay away from this stuff. Too salty.
Me: Is that Snyder’s of Hanover? That’s some good shit.
Vending Machine Refiller-Type-Person: Well it’s your lucky day because I have more than I can sell.
Me: Seriously?
Vending Machine Refiller-Type-Person, tossing me two bags of pretzels: Use these wisely
This post was not sponsored by Snyder’s of Hanover but if y’all wanna send me some free stuff I will gladly be a corporate shill