Me: Ahh, you’re from D.C.? I was just there.
Patron: Oh yeah? What’d you do?
Me: …mostly get glared at by Nazis.
Patron: yeah… lots of people down there don’t think they’re Nazis…
Me: but they are.
Patron: But that’s not why you went.
Me: Nah, my friend’s a stage manager for a play happening down there and I went to go see it! It was this, like, weird abstract… thing… about, like… cannibals or whatever. It was good. What brought you to Philly?
Patron: It wasn’t D.C.!
Me: Didn’t love it, huh?
Patron: Too many Nazis.