Coworker: Whoa, Matt! Did you see the new water?
Me: The W.B. Mason stuff in the coolers? Yeah
Coworker: They got us spring water this time! This is the good stuff!
Me: Dude
Coworker: That last stuff? Filtered. But this is SPRING. Good stuff, good stuff.
Me: All water is the same
Coworker: It is not. Just ask the people in Flint!
Me: DUDE
Me: That’s not even fair!
Me: Good comeback though. 10/10. Edgy