Patron: Hey hey, how you guys enjoying the bipolar weather conditions? One minute it’s hot, one minute it’s freezing…
Me: It’s not grea-
Patron: Now, my name’s not Al Gore or Leo DiCaprio, but those two can shut right up!
Me: That’s not how
Patron: If people would just read, they wouldn’t have to listen to bimbos like them! Haha!
Me: You sure stuck it to science, pal.