Regular Patron: Hey Matt!
Me: Hey you, what’s up?
Regular Patron: “you”?
Regular Patron: You mean to tell me after all the years I’ve been coming here you don’t remember my name?
Me: I don’t, but I do remember that one time you said you were the “token white queer” in your neighborhood, so
Me: That’s who you are in my head now.
Regular Patron: …
Regular Patron: That is better than my name, actually.