Me: Hello
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Me: Hi
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Me: How’s it going?
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Me: Can I help you?
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Coworker: Good afternoon! Welcome to the Free Library!
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Me: Yo. Dude. What.
Patron with Incense in Mouth, taking out headphones: I am from Charleston, West Virginia.
Me:
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Me: Awesome
Patron with Incense in Mouth: If I had my library card, would it work here?
Me: No. You’d need a Philadelphia library card.
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Patron with Incense in Mouth: So what do I do?
Me: I mean
Me: What are you trying to do?
Patron with Incense in Mouth: I want a library card.
Me: Do you live in Pennsylvania?
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Patron with Incense in Mouth: Yes.
Me: Do you have proof that you live in Pennsylvania?
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Patron with Incense in Mouth: Yes.
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Me:
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Me:
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Me: So… can I see it?
Patron with Incense in Mouth: Yes.
Me, taking information and making new library card: Okay, here you go!
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Me: Okay! I have your card here!
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Me: I’m all done. You can have it now!
Patron with Incense in Mouth:
Patron with Incense in Mouth: Bless you.