Jilly and I are visiting the boardwalk in North Wildwood, NJ. Here’s what happened.
Me: Christ this place is awful
Jilly: We can go home if you want
Me: No way, I already paid for the tickets so I’m going to extract my full money’s worth.
Jilly: Okay, roller coaster is this wa-
Me: Whoa, do you see that shirt stand?
Me: “I’m not gay but $20 is $20”? A picture of the American Flag that says “This is my flag, I’ll help you pack”?
Jilly: “Redneck and proud”? “I flexed and the sleeves fell off”??? Why are there like 20 Fortnite shirts? Is it really that popular?
Me: You said this island was sinking into the Atlantic?
Jilly: ..yeah?
Me: I can’t wait.