Old Lady Patron: Will I see you tomorrow?
Me, winking: You’re damn right you will. Right here at this desk, 9-5 baby.
Old Lady Patron: ooooOooOoo hehehe
Next Patron in Line, Also an Old Lady: Flirting with the ladies today, are we?
Me: And you’re next! Get over here
Coworker: Eww, Matt. Gross
Me: Listen, sometimes at that age they like a little excitement. So a smile and a wink from me goes a long way.
Coworker: …and you’re okay with that?
Me: I am a public servant. 😉