Patron: I just saw the worst movie.
Patron: It was so bad, I feel like I have to warn everyone
Me: Oh my god tell me
Patron: In the first 15 minutes, you can predict the whole rest of the movie
Me: Tell me tell me tell me
Patron: It was so, just… atrocious
Me: Tell MEEEEEE
Patron: You’ve seen the plot a thousand times before
Me: I will quit my job right now to watch this film
Patron: I don’t even know how they make a movie so bad.
Me: Okay seriously this is getting old tell me
Patron: It’s called “The Last Samurai” and Tom Cruise of all people is in it!
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Patron: In the beginning he just comes off as such… an asshole!
Me: This has taken a turn
Patron: And right from the start you can predict everything! Every “plot twist” was so cliche…
Patron: I didn’t even make it past the first fifteen minutes it was so bad.
Me:
