Patron checks out 2003’s Hulk and Thor: The Dark World.
Me: Congratulations! You somehow stumbled on two of the worst superhero movies ever made.
Patron: That seems a little harsh.
Me: It’s no judgment on you, pal. Marvel* has made some real trash.
Patron: Should I still watch them?
Me: Absolutely.
Patron: Even if they’re bad?
Me: Definitely.
Patron: Why?
Me: Because your other option is the DC movies.*
*Technically 2003’s Hulk was Universal Studios, but still
*Author’s note: BAM
I mean, going back and watching some of the stuff of the late 70s and early 80s…WOOF. Have you seen 1979’s Captain America? And there’s always Howard the Duck…
I actually have watched that Captain America XD