Patron: I was looking for Star Wars, but you guys only have Empire Strikes Back.
Me: Really, that’s all you need.
Patron: I mean, y’all have some of the newer ones but I don’t like those so much.
Me, internally: YES THANK YOU
Me, externally: Yeah, they’re not so great.
Patron: I saw Attack of the Clones, though. I really liked that one, because Yoda fights in it!
Me, internally: FUCK MY LIFE
Me, externally: Haha have a good day