Me: Hahahaha fuck. That was an unnecessary detail for this story. I don’t need to know all that shit, just get to the next plot point! A good writer and editor team would know better than to leave in all this fluff.
Me, writing: …and then, the epic hero stared at the fridge, longing only for the knowledge of where to go next, what to do. “I hate being this indecisive,” she mused before firmly deciding that microwave burritos would be her future.
Hahahahaha!!