Patron: OOF
Patron: It is HOT out there.
Me: Hahaha yeah it is
Patron: Everything is easier with air conditioning
Me: Like the kind we didn’t have last week?
Patron: You didn’t?
Me: haha yeah, we had to close some departments early because the heat was so bad.
Patron: UGH
Patron: City always has money for Comcast…
Patron: Sorry, you don’t want to hear my rants about taxes and Comcast
Me: I definitely do.
Patron: It’s because Comcast does such “great” things for the poverty in this city, y’know? That’s why we keep rewarding them with tax breaks and skyscrapers and bullshit so that they can be shitty providers.
Patron: You can’t call them. It’ll never accomplish anything. I get their “Xfinity” things in my mailbox multiple times a week. I have to get it to stop.
Patron: The day I develop a malignant brain tumor is the day I give Comcast my goddamn money.
Me: How far away is that?
Patron: sooner than I’d like.