Author: Matt

I know where I stand. Do you?

Great Scott!

The post-Trump era is contentious.

I’ll be honest, I cried a little.

I think I’m legally entitled to a month of paid time off every time a patron winks at me.

Usually, Library Jesus forgives. NOT TODAY.

Is this the first time I’ve mentioned my mom? I’m a bad child.

Usually, it’s the patrons who try to pull a fast one on me.

Coworker: Whoa, Matt! Did you see the new water? Me: The W.B. Mason stuff in the coolers? Yeah Coworker: They got us spring…

Sign your name, please.

On this platform, I prefer to discuss political issues without directly mentioning people, but it’s really hard!

Some people are bitter and no amount of smooth talking can change that.

Apparently today is politics day at Matt’s Tall Tales.

You are not gaming the system. Nice try, though.

I enjoy being talked down to.

Just because you say you can spell…

She was a complex lady.

I don’t get it, either.

OOOOoooooooOOoOoOOOOO

Today’s episode picked exclusively for how spooooooky it is

Library Jesus STRIKES AGAIN

Never a dull moment.

I’m a bit of an attention slut, but you already knew that.

I took a trip on behalf of the library!