My very old high school friend Brad came to Philly for a surprise visit.
Brad: I need to give you something.
Me: What is it?
Brad: I’m coming to Philly to bring it to you.
Me: Yeah but what is it?
Brad: You’ll see.
LATER THAT DAY
Brad: IT’S GREAT BECAUSE YOU CAN TEXT IN THE RAIN WHILE WEARING IT
Me: I hate you.
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