Iron Man
Every week, a group of friends and I are rewatching a Marvel movie in preparation for the next Avengers film. Might as well…
Category: Matt’s Tall Tales
True-ish!
They Are Watching You
I was going to post a photo of the place I was at, and then I was like “Wait, no, that would be broadcasting my home address on the internet” which I decided not to do.
An Evening Stroll
Most nights, I consider myself a sensible being. Other nights, Pokemon GO tells me if I walk 3 more kilometers at 11:00 on…
Anthem
Jilly, after watching that Vox video about the national anthem: You know, I actually sang the national anthem very well Me: I believe…
Flirting (Brad Part II)
My very old high school friend Brad came to Philly for a surprise visit. We got lunch! Brad: I think our server likes…
Wolf Whistle
Back from NYCC, I’m walking down the street, minding my own damn business, when Jilly drives by. She slows down, wolf-whistles at me,…
The American
I think this is going to be my new default blog post image. Oh! Also, I’m an idiot.
Rage
Patron: That security guard wouldn’t let me out the FUCKIN door Me: there’s no need for hostili- Patron: because I don’t have the…