Me: Good morning!
Custodian, emptying our garbage cans: Hey hey man, how ya doin’?
Me: I’m doing just fine, how about yourself?
Custodian: Ahh, can’t complain.
Me: Oh I bet you could if you tried hard enough.
Custodian: Well- I, uh…
Custodian: Sure, but I want you to keep talkin’ to me.
Me: I respect that.