Supervisor: Okay, so, cases in Philly are up.
Supervisor: As of right now, we’re keeping everyone’s current work schedule.
Supervisor: But we need to prepare for Plan B.
Coworker: What’s plan B?
Supervisor: Shut it all down.
Coworker, sighing: Yeah, that sounds good.
Me: But heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy we’re all in a good mood today, right?? Right????
Coworker: Why?
Me: OH, YOU KNOW
Me: SOMETHING HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND, WAS KIND OF A BIG DEAL
Coworker: Oh, I went shopping!
Coworker 2: I went to the doctor.
Supervisor: Oh right, yeah, they called the election, right? I think I heard something about that.
Me: God dammit I love you guys.