Jam

Me, minding my own business: 🎵popular song lyrics🎵

Child, somewhere in the room where I can not see them: JAM

Me: ?

Child: JAM

Child: JAM JAM

Me: …Jam?

Child: JAM

Coworker: Okay, inside voices please

Child: JAM! JAM! JAM! JAM! JAM! JAM!

Child runs up to the circulation desk and sees me. They make eye contact and suddenly get quiet.

Me, motioning with my hand: C’mere.

Child: …

Me: C’mon, come closer.

Child nervously approaches.

Me, whispering: Jam.

Child: JAM! JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM

Coworker: MATT

Coworker: WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING THIS?

Me: I’m an agent of chaos.

Child: JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM