Neighbor: Oh, hello there!
Me, playing Pokemon GO: yo
Neighbor: Haven’t seen you doin’ that in a long, long time.
Me: Yeah, well… I don’t exactly leave the house a lot these days. I’m actually on my way to work right now.
Neighbor: …to work?
Neighbor: You work at the library, right?
Me: Sure do
Neighbor: With, like… the public?
Me: haha, yep
Neighbor, who is not wearing a mask, backing away nervously: Oh sweet Jesus. You stay safe, young man.
Me: I will, thank you!
Me, internally: we’re all doomed