Very Old Patron: Why can you never hear when a psychologist goes to the restroom?
Me, internally: hehe I know this
Coworker: I don’t know, why?
Very Old Patron: Because the P is silent!
Very Old Patron: Ha
Very Old Patron: Ha ha
Coworker: Hah! Good one
Other Patron: Heh. How come they buried Tutankhamun with all his gold?
Me, internally: Huh. I don’t know this one.
Coworker: I don’t know, why?
Other Patron: No, seriously. Why? I don’t get it.
Me, internally: BOOOOOOOOOOO