Me, putting TV shows on the shelf: Popular song lyyyyrics
Patron: Nooo! I just finished with the B section and now you’ve added to it…
Me: Ah, damn. Now you have to go through and look at every single DVD again.
Patron: It’s terrible!
Me, rearranging all the B dvds at random: now you’ll never know what I added
Patron: Hah! I had a feeling I’d like you.
Me: Most people do.