Inappropriate
I think I’m legally entitled to a month of paid time off every time a patron winks at me.
An Evening Stroll
Most nights, I consider myself a sensible being. Other nights, Pokemon GO tells me if I walk 3 more kilometers at 11:00 on…
Water
Coworker: Whoa, Matt! Did you see the new water? Me: The W.B. Mason stuff in the coolers? Yeah Coworker: They got us spring…
Anthem
Jilly, after watching that Vox video about the national anthem: You know, I actually sang the national anthem very well Me: I believe…
RBG
On this platform, I prefer to discuss political issues without directly mentioning people, but it’s really hard!
Flirting (Brad Part II)
My very old high school friend Brad came to Philly for a surprise visit. We got lunch! Brad: I think our server likes…
Wolf Whistle
Back from NYCC, I’m walking down the street, minding my own damn business, when Jilly drives by. She slows down, wolf-whistles at me,…