Proper Mask Use

Me: I have just about had it with this place.

Me: Every single day I come in and I report two or more people for improper mask use.

Me: I’m not tryna get sick here. This is absolutely absurd.

Supervisor: It’s like, when will people learn, right?

Me: You are way too calm about this.

Supervisor: Can’t make other people be safe, what are you gonna do?

Me: Can you hear yourself? Cases are spiking- again– and people are dying faster than ever!

Supervisor: Look, just stay in the department as much as you can. Everyone down here is on the same page as you and me, and we’ll be fine.

Me: That’s easy for you to say! I have to handle shipments of books to and from two other departments with who knows how many other people going in and out and leaving their damn germs in the air. We shouldn’t even be here.

Work Email: On Monday, a certain FLP staff member was observed NOT wearing a mask while working the information desk in the lobby. This employee was also observed by staff and patrons constantly coughing, spitting in tissues and walking around spitting in trash cans. The spitty tissue was placed on the desk and not in the trash can. (This person never even used hand sanitizer afterwards).

[The email actually went on for quite a lot longer but this was the important bit]

Me: Uhhhhhh.

Me: Nope.

Me: Nope nope nope nope nope.

Supervisor: That’s disgusting.

Me: N-o spells no.

Supervisor: That makes me anxious.

Me: Thank you for catching up with the rest of us.

Supervisor: I don’t want to be here anymore.

Me: Good, me neither. Let’s go

Supervisor: Okay. let me finish-

Me: Nope, we’re leaving.

Supervisor: But my emails-

Me: DO IT AT HOME WE ARE LEAVING

Supervisor: Okay, I just

Me: Listen I’m not gonna touch you for Very Obvious Reasons but I swear to god I’m dragging you out of here by the hair if you don’t come now

Supervisor: Okay, okay…