Me: No, I refuse to go back to that accursed place.
Supervisor’s Supervisor’s Supervisor’s Supervisor: Okay, we’ll set you back to Working From Home for the time being.
Me: Sure, but I’m not coming back to Central. Transfer me to a smaller branch. Preferably in West Philly but honestly, I’ll bike for an hour each way each day if it means I don’t have to go back.
SSSS, several days later: Okay Mr. James, you have been reassigned to Walnut West Branch.
Me: ooooo I actually love that place.
SSSS: It’s open to the public for browsing.
Me: oh no
SSSS: Or you can come back to Central.
Me: oh NO